Wealdstone's Gordon Hill, also known as the Wealdstone Raider, has released a charity single in an attempt to keep Simon Cowell's cynical hit factory from the Christmas No. 1 spot. The single, titled 'Got No Fans', has already made a dent in the pop charts, clocking in at number 37. The Wealdstone Raider's rise to fame began in March 2013, when a clip of him in a tipsy altercation at a Wealdstone FC match surfaced on the internet. The clip has since found huge popularity, bringing the Wealdstone Raider into the central spotlight of the football zeitgeist. The charity single is a 1990s dance beat track that combines an unwitting internet sensation with a good sense of humour. The Wealdstone Raider's music may not be to everyone's taste, but buying a copy will help a charitable cause and potentially dethrone the X-Factor from Christmas No. 1. The single is part of a list of the greatest novelty songs to emerge from the world of football, including tracks from Vinnie Jones and Chris Waddle. Wealdstone FC's fans will be eager to support the Wealdstone Raider's charity single and help it reach the top of the charts. The club's supporters have been enthusiastic about the single, and it has already gained significant attention. The Wealdstone Raider's charity single is a unique opportunity for Wealdstone FC's fans to make a difference and support a good cause. By buying a copy of the single, fans can help the Wealdstone Raider achieve his goal and make a positive impact. The single's success will depend on the support of Wealdstone FC's fans and the wider football community. Wealdstone's Gordon Hill is hopeful that his charity single will be a success and make a difference for the chosen charity.